You Want A Cookie?

For the past couple of months, I have been debating whether or not to keep my blog going. I love what I do with it, but I have been trying to find other ways to branch out past product reviews. Although I’m making this a review, I am thankful it landed in my lap. It’s helped me decide the direction I want to go in, as well as having some bomb ass cookies to go with it.

I was doing my Monday morning walk when I received an email from a woman with the company Naughty Cookie Box. In the email, she proceeded to tell me how much she enjoyed my blog and mentioned wanting to send me some of her cookies. I already love a good cookie, but when I saw the wide variety of naughty designs ranging from character penises, to mini ones with faces (my fave by the way), I knew I had to take her up on the offer.  After chatting back and forth with Elizabeth, I was excited to see how these cookies were. I got the package with the cookies two days later, and I wasn’t disappointed.20161001_213012

When I received the package, it was in a very discreet, brown box. Upon opening the box, I could tell that Elizabeth takes great pride in her products from the time they are made until the customer gets them. Each one was individually wrapped, heat-sealed, and then closed with a bread tie to ensure freshness. They were wrapped in bubble wrap, and brown crinkle paper to make sure that all of them made it through the ride. I am happy to report that not only were the cookies absolutely hilarious, but they were also intact, which is a pretty great accomplishment. You can tell by looking at them, that there is lots of detail and pride put into her work. I have seen naughty cookies before, but these made me laugh my ass off. There was one mini dick in the collection she sent me, jacking off, with crossed eyes. How could you not like something like that? It hit me that the eyes were crossed when I was staring it down after indulging in some munchies. It was very, very hard not to eat him. In fact, the only problem I have with the cookies is the battle on whether to eat them or show them off.


Although aesthetically hilarious, it wouldn’t be so funny if the taste test came up short. Lucky for me, not only are they great to look at; they’re tasty as well. The cookies are a delightful mixture of hard with a little bit of softness, (not like Natural Valley crunchy), they have a sweet buttery vanilla flavor to them. They almost remind me of the cookies that come in a tin around the holiday, which happen to be a big deal for me. They were just the right amount of sweet without being overwhelming, the type of cookies I can eat all in one sitting.

I’m glad that I was able to have the chance to “meet” Elizabeth and find out about her excellent company. She is a true sweetheart, and you can tell she enjoys what she does. Every interaction I have had with her has been pleasant, and I am excited to do business with her in the future. Although I have been having issues deciding what to do with my blog, the very kind note she left me has motivated me to keep it alive. The timing of these cookies couldn’t have been any better. Seriously, if you need naughty cookies for an occasion, I would say to contact Elizabeth at Naughty Cookie Box and make her your go to. The cookie game has officially been changed.