You Want A Cookie?

For the past couple of months, I have been debating whether or not to keep my blog going. I love what I do with it, but I have been trying to find other ways to branch out past product reviews. Although I’m making this a review, I am thankful it landed in my lap. It’s helped me decide the direction I want to go in, as well as having some bomb ass cookies to go with it.

I was doing my Monday morning walk when I received an email from a woman with the company Naughty Cookie Box. In the email, she proceeded to tell me how much she enjoyed my blog and mentioned wanting to send me some of her cookies. I already love a good cookie, but when I saw the wide variety of naughty designs ranging from character penises, to mini ones with faces (my fave by the way), I knew I had to take her up on the offer.  After chatting back and forth with Elizabeth, I was excited to see how these cookies were. I got the package with the cookies two days later, and I wasn’t disappointed.20161001_213012

When I received the package, it was in a very discreet, brown box. Upon opening the box, I could tell that Elizabeth takes great pride in her products from the time they are made until the customer gets them. Each one was individually wrapped, heat-sealed, and then closed with a bread tie to ensure freshness. They were wrapped in bubble wrap, and brown crinkle paper to make sure that all of them made it through the ride. I am happy to report that not only were the cookies absolutely hilarious, but they were also intact, which is a pretty great accomplishment. You can tell by looking at them, that there is lots of detail and pride put into her work. I have seen naughty cookies before, but these made me laugh my ass off. There was one mini dick in the collection she sent me, jacking off, with crossed eyes. How could you not like something like that? It hit me that the eyes were crossed when I was staring it down after indulging in some munchies. It was very, very hard not to eat him. In fact, the only problem I have with the cookies is the battle on whether to eat them or show them off.

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Although aesthetically hilarious, it wouldn’t be so funny if the taste test came up short. Lucky for me, not only are they great to look at; they’re tasty as well. The cookies are a delightful mixture of hard with a little bit of softness, (not like Natural Valley crunchy), they have a sweet buttery vanilla flavor to them. They almost remind me of the cookies that come in a tin around the holiday, which happen to be a big deal for me. They were just the right amount of sweet without being overwhelming, the type of cookies I can eat all in one sitting.

I’m glad that I was able to have the chance to “meet” Elizabeth and find out about her excellent company. She is a true sweetheart, and you can tell she enjoys what she does. Every interaction I have had with her has been pleasant, and I am excited to do business with her in the future. Although I have been having issues deciding what to do with my blog, the very kind note she left me has motivated me to keep it alive. The timing of these cookies couldn’t have been any better. Seriously, if you need naughty cookies for an occasion, I would say to contact Elizabeth at Naughty Cookie Box and make her your go to. The cookie game has officially been changed.

Relax, Don’t Do It: My First Time Edging

 

I am always looking for ways to enhance my sex life whether solo or with a partner. For the past couple of months, I have heard a lot about edging. For those of you who aren’t familiar with what that is, it’s the practice of orgasm control in which the person receiving gets right to the brink of an orgasm and stops right before climax. You can stop as many times in a session as you would like. The result is said to produce a mind blowing orgasm. My first edging session I stopped ten times before I let myself come to a complete orgasm, and let me tell you, it was incredible.

Edging has been in the back of my head, ever since one of my regulars mentioned doing it on a show. After searching around, I felt like I had a general idea and decided to give it a shot. I grabbed my rechargeable Magic Wand and started with it on the second setting. The first round I didn’t think I would be able to stop. It is, in my opinion, is the hardest one, because I have become so accustomed to letting my body have quick satisfaction. Thankfully I followed through, and once I came to the ultimate edge, I yanked the wand back. My body immediately jumped, and I could feel my clit pounding. I quickly bumped the wand up to level 3 and proceeded to go another round.

I never really had a set number of stops, but after the fifth or sixth time, I figured ten would be the big finale. The first five rounds were increasingly difficult to stop the orgasm since I still wasn’t used to my stopping point and the buildup seemed to come quicker. I thought for sure on the fourth try I would explode, but I found it in me to keep going. I noticed after each stopping point; it took me a little bit to get worked up again, but when I was, the brink or an orgasm came almost instantly. It was like I skipped the buildup, which was exciting and different. The last two rounds were the hardest. The anticipation of reaching my goal was becoming unbearable. The final stop instantly made my body jump and convulse when I flung the wand off my clit. I knew the end was almost here.

After the final stop, my body was shaking. It was hard to keep the wand off. I decided to mix it up a little bit. I wanted the final round to be the ultimate tease to my body. I started the wand at level one, which doesn’t normally do anything for me. Since I was so worked up, level one gave me a nice jolt and got me pretty close. Level two was a nice change of pace but had the same effect as the first. The third got me right to where I wanted; the buildup I had become pleasantly accustomed to. This time, I knew it was different. Instead of pulling the wand away I decided to go, big or go home. My hands were shaking, and I was barely able to kick it up to four. When I hit the final level, the feeling was indescribable. It was almost surreal to experience. I felt myself get extremely wet and realized I just squirted. After my orgasm, I collapsed. I couldn’t move, and my mind was completely blank. I laid out on the bed smiling to myself that Ms. Instant Gratification was able to learn patience and experience a mind blowing orgasm. Seriously, if you want the ultimate orgasm, you have to try edging. I promise it will is well worth the wait.

Review: Stainless Steel Plug by KINKX

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Everyone who knows me knows I love anal. From the orgasms to just the act of anal sex in general, it’s definitely on my top list of sexual activities. What I like more than anal sex is a manageable, comfortable plug. It also doesn’t hurt if it’s made of a body safe material like stainless steel and has a cute little jewel attached to the bottom either. Stainless steel has become my favorite material for anal plugs. It’s the easiest material to clean, and it doesn’t retain smells. I find that steel plugs slide in with very little convincing. The only con I would have about it is the lack of flexibility and comfortability; however, with the Jeweled Plug by KINKX, you can scratch that off the list. Plus, what’s better than a comfortable non-silicone plug; adding a jewel with your favorite color to the bottom!

Jeweled butt plugs are my favorite type to use. Not only do they give me the feeling of fullness for masturbation, sex, or just wearing during the day, but they also have a beautiful look to them. With recently entering the cam modeling world, I find that my steel plugs by KINKX have recently gained a lot of positive feedback. A lot of my customers love the way it looks in my ass, and I find that it photographs really well for posting and selling photos. The demand for the jeweled plugs over traditional ones has increased ever since I wore my first one. It’s a good thing there is such a high demand, because these plugs are worth the money.

When sliding in the KINKX plug, I used a small amount of lube (Sassy, of course!). It was a very manageable size and slid right in. I wish the plug would have been a little bit bigger in both length and girth, but it doesn’t affect my experience with it. It would make a great plug for anyone who wants to experience a steel plug, without spending as much cash as the others may cost. It never felt too heavy like my experiences with other metal plugs either, which was refreshing. I always worry with the heavier plugs that they might fall out, but with this one, there was no concern. The only concern I had regarding this plus was how small the base was. There were a couple of times it felt like the plug was going all the way in when I was clenching my muscles, but when I felt where the base of the plug was, it was still safe outside of my ass. If you can look past that minor setback, 20160623_104731I think you have a winning plug.

Overall, the KINKX Jeweled Stainless Steel butt plug is great for beginners. It’s a manageable size, and it’s not too heavy. It looks gorgeous on cam as well as in pictures. It’s comfortable enough to wear during the day for the feeling of fullness or just a dirty little secret. I would recommend this plug to everyone I know.

Riding the Wave: Nalone Wave

I really want to like rabbits, I do. Unfortunately, this is the category I have a love/hate relationship with. I always love seeing different style rabbits and all of the accouterments that come with them. I hate, the anticipation of a breakthrough for my vagina, and then the letdown I have become accustomed to. That being said, I wish I could bring the good news that the Wave by Nalone did it for me, but then I’d be lying.20160611_165452

The Wave is a silicone luxury rabbit vibrator by Nalone. It is rechargeable and splash-resistant, and comes with a life-saving travel lock. It also comes with a nice 1-year warranty through Nalone. It boasts a 10” length (6” insertable) shaft with “waving” beads, and a thrusting head. The shaft has its own motor which controls 7 shaft and head speeds and patterns, and 3 wave speeds. The clitoral piece is flexible and also has an independent motor which controls the 5 buzzy speeds and patterns.

When I say buzzy, I don’t mean it in a good way. The vibrations on the clit stim were so buzzy it almost felt itchy. When I use rabbits I always like the push the clit stim down to increase the vibrations. With the flexibility of the arm, I was unable to do that.  It almost seemed broken with how flexible it was. I guess too much of a good thing is more than just a saying. Another issue I had with the clit piece is how far down it is on the toy. I know that standard rabbits normally have it at the bottom of the shaft, but with something that long, it makes it impossible for non-large toy users to appreciate. The one plus about it if you want to think outside the box, pun intended, is the clitoral piece is super awesome for anal tickling. Almost as good as the real deal. Clitoral issues aside, the shaft wasn’t as disappointing as I thought it would be.20160611_165535

The shaft was a little bit too large for me to take, but what I did get in was girthy without being overwhelming. Short arms and long shaft posed a problem with this toy. I found it very hard to thrust with the length. The beads weren’t as 20160611_165554.jpgeasy to feel as I thought they would unless I tightened using my Kegels. The three speeds were decent, but it didn’t really do anything for me until I got on the third one. It was an enjoyable constant thrusting which hit nicely against my g-spot, but unfortunately didn’t make me climax. The head was a nice size; however, it could have been a little more bulbous. The one plus side about the long shaft is the availability or a lazy orgasm. Holding the toy with my feet makes for great hands-free masturbation for those times I can’t be bothered to use my hands. It also makes for a great “helping hand” when using for a cam show. So, overall, the toy wasn’t a complete downer20160611_165505.

As much as I wanted this to be an awesome rabbit it fell short. Benefit of the long shaft included, I would not recommend getting this unless you’re into larger toys. It’s hard to appreciate the clitoral stim if you’re not able to take the whole toy. The thrusting and beads are nice, but it’s also another user basis. If you’re sensitive to texture and have strong Kegel muscles it’ll work, if not, you may have an issue with this toy. This toy could be good for some people, just not for me. If you need me, I’ll be researching the next new rabbit.

The Team Player: Tantus Sport

It is very rare that I find a toy I like for both vaginal and anal penetration. A lot of times the toy is easy to take vaginally, but my ass isn’t having any part of it. I came to a perfect medium with the Tantus Sport. This toy is seriously one of the best purchases I have made. Tantus has always been one of my favorite toy brands. Their body safe premium silicone always ensures I will never have to worry about any issues, and the colors and designs never cease to amaze me. The design of the Sport is no different, and my body will happily agree.

The Tantus Sport is an amazing g-spot dildo with a beautiful curve and a delicious bulbous head that always hits my favorite spots. It is body safe and super easy to clean via boiling water, toy cleaner, or dishwashers. The premium silicone is firm, but not uncomfortable. I find that the firmness of it gives me just the right pressure I need to push right against my g-spot. The base is the perfect size to hold for thrusting and allows for hands-free anal use.

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For vaginal the Sport went in very smoothly without any lube. The head is very easy to take, and the thinness of the shaft makes it comfortable to use for a beginner and also pegging. The head is just the right size to nestle right against my g-spot, and the curve of the shaft allows me to rock it just the right amount to get to the ultimate orgasm. I also found that it was easy to turn the toy around inside of me to change up the location of the head, which made for an interesting sensation. After seeing how amazing it was for vaginal use, it was a no brainer I had to try it out for anal play. I have to say, I wasn’t let down, not in the least bit. If anything the anal play was probably more intense for me.

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Although the Sport is perfect for vaginal without lube, it was strongly needed for anal. I applied a dollop of Sassy to the head and shaft and prepared myself for what was about to come. It took a little bit of coaxing to get it in, but I found when I just teased the outside of my ass with it, I was able to relax and slide the head right in. When I first slid it in with the head facing towards my belly button, it was a little too intense for me, but as I did with vaginal, I was able to twist it around with the head down, and immediately felt an amazingly intense pressure that comes with a great anal orgasm. I barely had to thrust the toy before I was able to achieve an incredible anal orgasm. The best part about the size of the Sport was being able to use my Uncut #2 for vaginal and have a nice DP session. I never felt like the sensation of both of them was too much, and I believe I had the manageable size of the Sport to thank.

Bottom line: If you don’t have the Sport, then you really should order one as soon as you can. It is a game changer in both vaginal, anal, and double penetration. It’s body safe, so you’ll never have to worry about putting your body in a messy situation. The head is fantastic for g-spot penetration, and for anal play, it will change the game. I very rarely find a universal toy that does it all, but with the Sport, I believe I have found true love. I think everyone should have this toy inside of them at least once, to get the full experience of how kick ass this toy is.

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Get the Tantus Sport here!

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The Art of Perfection: Tantus Perfect Plug

When Tantus named the Perfect Plug, they fucking got it right! From the silky smooth silicone, down to the fantastic design, I must say, this plug is perfect. I’m thankful for the solution I was able to find to get the dreaded ass smell out of it, so this plug can honestly be named “Best Plug I Own”.

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The Perfect Plug is hands downs the best plug I have ever used. With a very manageable length of 3.5″ and a girth of .75″, it makes this very easy to take for beginners. It’s almost like using a finger, which I always recommend to first-time anal players. After I  cleaned it, I applied a small amount of Sassy and prepared for insertion. When I finally slid it in, it went almost too smoothly. The tip was so easy to take, and my ass almost sucked in the plug. I honestly didn’t have to do much to get this plug in.  The anchor at the bottom made it sit snugly, so I didn’t feel like I had to worry about it coming out during the day. The anchor also fit very comfortably between my cheeks. Even after sitting down, I felt no discomfort. With other plugs I have used in the past I have been able to walk around fine, but sitting down was almost impossible. Not only was this easy to sit with, but walking with it in was a breeze. I never felt the plug slipping out. Every time I bent over I was reminded I was wearing it.  It was thrilling to have this little secret. I liked the feeling of being full during the day, and no one was the wiser to why I had such a pep in my step.

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After wearing it for a couple of hours during the day, I finally decided it was time to take the plug out. I would like to go ahead and strongly recommend now, that if you plan on using a plug, do yourself a favor beforehand and clean yourself out. I wish I would have done it before I used mine, excitement got the best of me, and I didn’t worry about it. It came out as easy as it went in. I cleaned it with warm soapy water immediately and let it air dry. That’s when I hit a snag in my love for the Perfect Plug.

When I got home, I couldn’t help but notice the overwhelming smell of shit on my beloved plug. I did some online research and tried cleaning it to the best of my ability, and still had no relief. I was torn at this point, because the last silicone plug I had this issue with I had to, unfortunately, toss in the trash, and there was no way I could bring myself to part ways this amazing plug. Alas, though a miracle came, and the mood was changed.

Cleaning silicone butt plugs is the only downside to having one. It was comforting to know that I wasn’t the only one alone in this quest to find the best cleaning solution. I searched for days on different blogs, forums, and posts to see if anyone had a way to get the smell out. At this point, I had already boiled it for 10 minutes with a 10% bleach solution, threw it (literally) in the dishwasher, and still that damn smell would linger. I went on Tantus’ website to see if there was any other way, and I came across a post about baking it. Baking a butt plug? There is no way I thought something like that would work, but it did!!!!

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The life-saving post

 

I came home from work and figured it was worth a shot. I boiled it once more just for a peace of mind that it would be sterile, and cleaned out my oven while I waited. I set the temperature to 350 degrees, as stated on the site, grabbed a wire cooking sheet and put the plug on top. After setting the timer for 30 minutes, I sat down to catch up on a new episode of It’s Always Sunny, and didn’t think anything of it. There was no odd smell coming out of the oven, which I was worried would give me away. The only thing I smelt in the baking process was the heat from the oven. Once the timer went off, my heart was beating in my chest. This was the final moment. When I took it out, I let it cool down for a bit before I did my sniff test. I can’t tell you how excited I was to get hit in the face by the smell of……..silicone!!!!! The ass smell had completely vanished!!!! I was so excited because this was the only snag in writing my review. I wanted to make sure that there was no way this plug could have any negative aspects to it. It was like Christmas all over again.

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So cleaning issues aside, I now feel comfortable recommending this plug 100% to anyone I know. If you’re a beginner, the Perfect Plug will make you want to experience more anal play. Even if you’re a seasoned anal player, it’s still good for a wearable plug during the day. For those of you wanting a bigger option, Tantus also has a larger version of the Perfect Plug that comes with their signature bullet vibrator. I haven’t personally used the large version, but from the reviews I have seen it’s as much as a big hit as the smaller one. Body safe silicone, mixed with comfortability makes the Perfect Plug a must own item for everyone out there.

Yes I Like Older Men, No, I’m Not A Gold Digger

Anyone who knows me knows that I have a thing for older men. When I say older, I don’t mean by a couple of years, but a couple of decades. I have dated men from 18-50, and I have found as I approach my mid-20s, that I am like a magnet to older men, but it’s not for the reasons people would expect. Being able to go places you’ve never been, and thoughtful gifts are great, don’t get me wrong, but I am the type of woman that likes to do things on my own. I would rather have a stable support system for achieving the goals that I have set for myself, over someone who will do everything for me. I have dated both ends of the older man spectrum. The ones who try to take care of me and act as “dad” don’t usually last as long as the ones who are there to be my equal. I’m a sucker for personal space, so clinginess and jealousy will turn me off in a heartbeat. You can’t blame a girl either for enjoying having a car door opened for her, or receiving a phone call every day rather than text conversations back and forth. Dating an older man is a whole new world, and I think a lot of people have misconceptions about how a true older/younger relationship can be, especially with the stigma of all of them being about sugar babies and gold diggers.

I want to start off by saying that I am not here to bash younger men. I’ve spent most of my teens and early twenties with them. They’re just not my bag. I will also point out there have been some older men I have not had great relationships with. To prove my point, I will start out with an example of a relationship that didn’t work out, and ended fairly quickly.

My first relationship with a man older came to me out of the blue. I was attracted to him instantly, and although I knew he was older than me, I didn’t care to know the age gap (found out later it was 20 years). He seemed confident and knew what he wanted so we started dating shortly after. Unfortunately, this encounter wasn’t exactly how I imagined it would be. At first, I didn’t feel like he was completely honest with me about his living situation, but I was freshly single and desperate for a boyfriend. Big mistake. When he moved to a different apartment, I was there all the time. He started coming over to my place more, and it wasn’t until he pushed for us to move in together after a couple of weeks that I found out I can’t stand clinginess. It wasn’t just me that noticed it either. I soon had my friends asking if we had moved in because he never seemed to stay away. He also wasn’t very careful with money. I realized that he was blowing money on me to try and impress me, but did the complete opposite when I eventually had to loan him money to pay his bills. It didn’t take long for the relationship to end.

After that relationship, I ended up getting into another one with an older man and it was entirely different. All of the issues I had with the last one diminished completely.

I liked the fact that my new boyfriend was completely supportive of what I wanted to accomplish. I told him about my goals for the future, and he did all he could to assist, but not do them for me. He wasn’t threatened anytime I finished a goal, but was there with a celebratory drink, or hug and kiss. It was the same for him. I never kept him from accomplishing things he wanted to do as hard as it was. We would go weeks without seeing each other, and sometimes it felt like I had signed up for a long distance relationship. As long as we trusted each other I knew it would work out. It also gave me the distance I craved.

The distance between us was also a huge deal for me. I like to go out and do my own thing or hang with my group of friends. I also wanted to pursue my interests that he didn’t enjoy doing, but did just to spend time with me. There were no jealousy or guilt trips when I went out and did my own thing, which was a huge relief, especially with my past relationship, and marriage. We would occasionally check in with each other throughout the day, and when we finally had some downtime, we would usually be able to have a long phone conversation, which is something I took for granted.

Since technology has completely changed the way we communicate with each other, it’s pleasant to go back to the roots of it and be able to have a simple phone conversation. I’m a fan of texting small things here and there throughout the days, (naturally both of us are busy), but there are some instances it’s nice to sit down for an hour or two and have a simple conversation. That’s another reason to love older men. A lot of them grew up in the era of just simple telephones, no texting, or emailing. Sure, it sucks that they don’t know how to use social media or work a simple app, but I have also found that the lack of them being online so much also leads to more quality time, as well as less drama. Your relationship has a better chance of being free of complications if other people can’t get into it.

One thing that might become a slight issue for some is the increased risk of “baggage.” Of course, with age comes experience, families, and exes. I have been able to overlook it, because as much as I am not a fan of baggage, most older men have it, and have learned how to get over it and be cordial if they do have any ties with people from their past. I also have some baggage, so as long as they are accepting of mine, it’s fair for me to uphold the same respect.

The last point I would like to make about dating an older man is a whole new world of respect and how you’re treated. Unfortunately, I’ve never had a door open for me, or a chair pulled out until I dated out of my age range. I’ve never had someone walk on the outside closer to the road either. Simple stuff that used to be normal back in their day now becomes normal in yours. You realize that all of this time you’ve been missing out.

Dating an older man is not for everyone. It takes a particular individual to become invested in the relationship, without focusing on money.  A lot of them can sniff out if you’re in it for the money, (trust me, I’ve asked) which some, that’s their thing. It’s not one of the easiest things I’ve done. Mentioning the relationship to friends and family can be difficult, but thankfully, I’m not as close to mine as other people are. The bottom line is this; if you feel like it’s something you want to try, just make sure you’re in it for all the right reasons. It’s tough as hell some days, and you will get a lot of judgemental stares when you go out, but other people’s opinions don’t matter if you’re happy, right? There will be some disagreements, and they will be handled differently given the age gaps, but I have to say despite all the minor issues I have had dating older men, I wouldn’t change my ways.

A First Time for Everything: Tantus Uncut #2 Review

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As many penises as I have come across in my short amount of time, I have a confession: I have never seen an uncircumcised penis, so it was no surprise when I stumbled across one on Tantus’ website, that I had to get one to try. I have always been intrigued with the unknown, and I never know if I will come across one, so a fake one was the next best thing. It’s cool to see companies branching out to make items for people who want something different. Although I have never been with an uncircumcised man, after trying the uncut, I wouldn’t rule it out.

When I first received the Uncut #2, I was super excited. It arrived quickly, and in a discreet box. I was able to keep it outside my bedroom door until I got home, and I felt comfortable that no one knew what it was. I ripped open the box because I couldn’t wait to see the Uncut and feel the great O2 Dual Density that I have heard so much about from other bloggers. I was also excited to see that the toy was a manageable girth at 1.6″.

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For those of you not familiar with what the O2 dual density is I will explain. The O2 is their line of realistic dildos. The outer layer has a delightfully soft and squishy feel to it while the inside has a strong, firm inner core. It allows for a great feel while inserting, but also gives you the firmness inside so it won’t bend or move around no matter how hard you use it. It feels great and has some give to it. The head is squishier than the rest because the inner core ends just before the foreskin. It reminds me of the Au Naturel line by Blush, minus the spine in the center. The bottom has a flared base that makes it suitable for strap-ons as well as anal play. Of course, with it being Tantus, you’re also getting their premium silicone that is easy to clean by boiling, or soaking in a 10% bleach solution. I would recommend these methods of cleaning because it is a little difficult to clean all the bumps and ridges, which gives it such a realistic feel and texture. I would also recommend air drying because I did notice that the silicone does grab towel fuzz.

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After cleaning the Uncut, I grabbed my favorite water based lube and lathered it up. I didn’t feel any drag with the silicone while I was using it, which made it glide comfortably. The slight curve plus the added girth from the foreskin made it easy for rocking right against my g-spot. I have issues with softer surfaces on my g-spot and, unfortunately, this was no different. I wasn’t able to climax from the Uncut alone, but with added clitoral stimulation and the fullness of the toy, I was able to have a pretty decent orgasm. The texture of this toy is enough to make up for a lack of a g-spot orgasm, though.

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This toy is made for people who love texture. Besides my glass toys, I have yet to come across anything silicone, besides Vixskin, which has as much texture as this toy. The veins, wrinkles, and ridge add a nice sensation while thrusting the toy, and the foreskin as stated above makes for an extra nice g-spot nuzzling. Since my vagina can only handle about 5 inches at a time, the 6.4″ insertable length was a little too long for me, for internal use but as long as I did shallow thrusts, I didn’t notice an issue with it.  The extra amount of length in the toy, however, made it easy for me to hold onto it while thrusting.

 

Overall I would say this toy was a fantastic idea. I commend Tantus for coming out with a unique toy, and the dual density reminds me of my beloved Buck. I would recommend this toy to anyone, a fan of foreskin or not. If you’re a texture person, like I am this is also a good item to add to your collection. Even though it’s not a toy that will get me off every time I use it, it’s one of those toys I am happy to have in my collection, and I will pull it out to show anyone who wants to see it.

The Tantus Uncut #2 was sent to me free of charge from Tantus, for my honest review! Thank you!

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Rolling, Rolling, Rolling: Nu Toys Femme Luxe Rabbit

I love it when companies think out of the box when they design new toys. It makes me happy to know that the companies still have the consumer in mind when thinking of new innovative ways to take old toys to another level. I have always been a fan of Nu Toys. I love their Sensuelle Point bullet almost as much as my Tango. I think the power of their toys is just what I need to rock my world. However, they missed the mark when designing the Lux Rabbit.

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The Sensuelle Femme Lux Rabbit is a silicone, USB rechargeable rabbit. The toy thankfully charges with a chrome socket, similar to the Lelo second generation toys, which is exciting, because as much as I love the Nu brand, the charging dock was a huge pain in the ass. It has an insertable length of 4 inches, which is just right for me, with a not so overwhelming 1.5-inch girth. The clitoral stimulator measures in at 2 inches long,  and 1 inch wide, which isn’t too obtrusive. It has ten vibration functions in the shaft and three different speeds with the rolling clitoral ball. It has a simple two-button interface that is easy to maneuver even in the heat of the moment. There are two motors, with one in the shaft, and you guessed it, one in the clitoral stim. Both motors are controlled separately with each button. It comes in purple and pink and includes an excellent one year warranty. It’s a relatively light toy to hold, but it fits nicely in your hand. Bonus point for coming with a nice storage bag as well.wp-1449359909872.jpgwp-1449361165283.jpg

I have heard that the rolling ball in the Sensuelle G is fantastic, so I couldn’t wait to see how it would feel in the rabbit they designed. The internal part was a perfect size and nestled right up against my g-spot. It’s bulbous and not too large, but just enough to make you feel full. My main problem with this toy, however, was the rolling ball in the clitoral piece. Talk about a major disappointment! Not only was it like hearing a robot walk (not discreet!), but it served no purpose, in my opinion. I don’t feel like the ball was large enough, or maybe the silicone was too thick. I wasn’t really able to feel the ball doing too much. I expected the ball to push up the silicone a little bit more than it did, and I think that’s the main reason I wasn’t able to experience how great the ball would be. I can see the genius behind the idea, but I think they need to do a little more work in that aspect.

wp-1449359781267.jpgI will say that the clitoral piece sat right against my clit with no issues. It has little nubbies for added extra sensation that feels kind of cool. Even when I rocked the shaft against my g-spot, the clitoral part sat very nicely on top. The design is a delightful change of pace. Some rabbits I have tried have completely missed altogether. Unfortunately, this was the only good part about the clitoral stim, which is a little disappointing for women who have issue climaxing from g-spot alone. The clitoral stim also didn’t vibrate which was another big problem. I would be more accepting of the rolling ball failure if I could turn it off and use vibration instead, but, unfortunately, the only thing I can do with it is turn it off or bump the useless ball up two more notches as well as have a louder mechanical noise cheering me on. I hate to say it again, but I can not stress enough how loud the clitoral ball rolling is.

 

 

I do have to say that using this toy wasn’t a complete bust. As I mentioned before the shaft is really great for g-spot stimulation. I was able to have a nice g-spot orgasm, despite not having much clitoral stimulation. Although I did not use the ball, the nubs added a nice sensation while I sitting against my clit. The silicone glided smoothly when using the toy and doesn’t seem to grab onto any fuzz or dust when in storage for a while. I don’t think this would be a toy that I would use all the time, but anytime I want a nice vibrating internal toy I would grab it. I think if they added more vibration modes to the clitoral piece and worked on the noise factor, and figured a way to get the ball to roll properly this could possibly be the rabbit to end all others. I would also like to have the rolling ball in the shaft as well and see how that feels, but overall it wasn’t as exciting as it was made out to be.2015-12-05-18.58.12.jpg.jpg

My First Pegging: The Sportsheets New Comers Strap-On Set Review

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Two years ago as I mentioned in my post I was so clueless about a lot of things. I knew there was a whole world of anal sex, but I had no idea that straight men liked it, let alone with a strap-on or anything phallic shaped. I saw the prostate massagers we had at work and figured that was the only thing that would be an option. Half of them scared me with how they looked, so I looked and played with them, but kept my distance. I had heard the term “milking the prostate” thrown around here and there, but I was yet to experience it with anyone. I put it on the back burner as something that would be cool to try, but I never thought the opportunity to do it would ever knock on my door.

When the term pegging was brought up to me, I swear I asked almost every single person at work what it meant and if they have ever done it. My coworker informed me that she never had, but heard it was one of the most liberating things, and at that instant I knew it was going to be something to cross off my “fucket list.” I was pretty intrigued and figured I would give it a shot, because who knows when this opportunity would ever come back around? Very least, I would have a good story to tell.

I was surprised when my friend brought it up to me. My friend is extremely hetero, and probably the biggest guy’s guy you can imagine. From his job to how he presented himself, he was the last person I would ever imagine pegging. It took me back a second and took me a while to think about before I decided to take the plunge, but once we set boundaries and made sure everything had been communicated we were ready to roll. I cannot stress enough how important it is to communicate before and during pegging. It takes a lot of thought and consideration, and it requires some patience as you will want to go slow at first. As I always say, “Treat other asses the way you would want yours to be treated.”

The topic of pegging couldn’t have been brought up at a better time. At the time, we were in the middle of having our annual ladies night where all the vendors would come and talk about their products. I ended up modeling the Newcomers Strap-On by Sportsheets (what can I say, I love my job!) and received it as a gift for my impeccable modeling skills. When I brought it back to the house, we both agreed that the size was fine, despite me giving him the side eye on more than one occasion. He had even mentioned wanting to go bigger, but I figured to save that for a later date. It was my first time doing anything like this, even though to this day he says he couldn’t tell. I was just trying to make sure I created an experience he would like and want to do again, instead of going balls deep with a bigger one.

wp-1448419230771.jpgI have to say after actually doing it, he was right. The dong that came with the machine washable harness was a perfect fit. The silicone dildo measured in at a tolerable 5 inches, with almost an inch in girth. It has a nice little suction cup at the bottom that you don’t think would be as strong as it is. I seriously had some issues taking the damn thing off the wall. When I finally did, of course, I flew back right with it. That being said, I would say another pro with this is being able to ditch the partner and back up against it if you’re really in dire need of a little anal action. The harness fit me perfectly, which I figured being that it boasts that a 60-inch hip can fit into it. The straps were easy to adjust by simply pulling, and it fit comfortably against me. There was no discomfort while I was wearing it, and no chaffing. I was able to fit my Tango in between me and the harness, but it was a little uncomfortable being that there was no small pocket on this particular one to put it. Although Sportsheets does offer other options with this feature, this one, unfortunately, doesn’t, which would have to be one of the negatives. The only other negative would be the lack of detachable o-rings that gives you more variety with the dongs that you use (the o-ring fits up to 1.25″ diameter), but since it’s for beginners, I can see why that wasn’t a huge concern when designing this.

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Once we finally found a time to get into it, (damn work schedules), I added a substantial amount of water based lubricant on it and slid it in with ease. It was so easy to do it; I was shocked. It came like a second nature to me. Since I am shorter than him, it took about 5 or 6 different angles to decide what would finally work with our height differences. I finally had him at the end of the bed while I entered from behind. Let me tell you when the time came for him to climax, it was one of the most liberating things I’ve ever done. I have always been more of a submissive person when it comes to sex, but finding that it was possible to make a man come from anal sex, was indescribable. I will let you know; it is a leg workout from hell. My legs hurt so much the next day; it was hard to walk or stand, but it was for a good cause. I’ve always gone the extra mile for my friends, so non-working legs next day in exchange for a little anal play is fine by me!

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I want to applaud Sportsheets for making such a simple harness to use for the first time anyone wants to try pegging or just strapping in general. It made it an experience I would be willing to try again if I was ever to get the opportunity. The harness was super comfortable, and the dong had a nice firm feel to it. I like that the straps were so easy to adjust since I have the worst luck with that kind of thing. The box was sturdy, and I primarily use it for storing my harness. I have sold the harness to a couple of customers at work, and I have heard nothing but good reviews on it. I am so glad there is a nice quality beginners strap-on for people, like me, who have no idea where to start. The people at Sportsheets hit the nail on the head by providing a perfect dong and harness combination that doesn’t look or feel cheap. I have seen so many beginner’s harnesses with a thin foam piece of material and a cheap jelly dong, so it’s great to see that even if you’re a beginner there are some excellent quality options for you to try out without breaking the bank.  I will recommend this to anyone interested in pegging or trying a strap-on for the first time.